Crooked Pine Ranch LLC
We are the Wilson Family! Our mission is to bring a fresh approach to traditional living! Our family wants to raise happy animals. Grow fresh healthy vegetables. Make food that makes your mouth water. Help you shape the land to your needs while saving its natural beauty!
We Make Happy Bacon
Store bought meat is a mystery! Where does it come from? Was the animal mistreated? What was it fed? Wouldn’t you like to know??
Well, You Can!!
Crooked Pine Ranch Wants to Raise Your Bacon!
Happy Pigs Make the Best Bacon!
Crooked pine ranch keeps all the animals happy from the time they get here until they make it to your plate!
Mama Bacon & Hambone
Close Up With Dotson
We are here to help with all your cleaning needs. Give yourself a break and let us take care of the chores while you enjoy your passions.
Book as Early as Tomorrow!
Barefoot Clean
Pork Available in Soon
Get our products at the Farmers Market.
Victoria Farmers Market
Wednesday & Saturday
9:00 am to 1:00 pm
Burn Your Hole Salsa
Pickled Veggies
Jam
Pork
& Homemade Treasures
Why Choose Crooked Pine Ranch Pork?
Crooked Pine Ranch wants to bring you meat that is bright in color and delicious in taste! Today's pork is packed with soy and drains the color right out of the meat! So, the meat you get in the store is pink to almost white in color! We aim to bring you bright red juicy pork to hold that flavor and juice from cut to plate.
Sad Pigs
Don’t you want to know where your meat comes from?
After these last few years, watching our meat shortages and seeing what happens to all our food hurt my heart. Take control of where your meat comes from! Know it is naturally fed and well cared for!
Pigs Make Wonderful Pets
Are you looking for a new pet?
We have piglets available now!
A mini pig could be the perfect addition to your family!
Right now, we have KuneKune piglets ready for adoption.
Two sweet males that are covered in spots!
Come Check out the latest additions!
They may just be exactly what you need!
Selective Clearing Services
The Wilson family had a dream. It started small and just kept getting bigger. We saw a need for land. A place to stretch our legs and raise our children in the sun!
The dream needed land, so we began our search! We looked everywhere for a place that was simple and small! At last, we found our ranch! Small beginnings are always the best! The most enormous 11 acres we have ever seen!!
Stewart can see the land under the trees! He can see the animals moving and the flow of the wind with the breeze! Most people get a dozer to clear-cut the land and start fresh., clear-cut the land, There is much beauty in raw, untouched land! Trees that have worked hard to grow! Stewart sees the potential, saves the magnificence of the wild, and creates a beautiful space for life to blossom right in the middle of the wilderness!!
We were creating our home. You may have a dream about the perfect hunting area! Maybe a getaway from city life! Whatever your dream is for your land, Crooked Pine Ranch is here to help you accomplish that mission.
Burn Your Hole
Burn Your Hole salsa is made with simple, fresh ingredients!
It is HOT!
It is TASTY!
It is ADDICTIVE!
The Family Recipe, made with habanero peppers and jalapenos, has been passed down through my family. My dad's mom gave him the recipe, and we made salsa for Christmas gifts when I was a little girl. When my dad and grandmommy passed, the recipe was passed to me! It took me some time to work up the courage to make it the first time! Then it was on! I couldn't stop! Everyone wanted more!
Now we have lots of exciting flavors:
Family Recipe
Habanero w/a Splash O'Mango
Scorpion Sting
Pineapple Pequin
Wonderfully Wimpy
Verde
Diablo Del Fuego
Each has a very different flavor!
